Frankencutie

Alex and Susan, my nephew and niece.

Disclaimer: if you're deciding to marry me based on this photo, by no means can I guarantee that I will be able to push out progeny as ridiculously good-looking as the examples above. But I have other awesome traits too, like... a great personality.

Holy crap Annie's kids are so damn cute. THIS my friends, is what us women aspire to when we think about which man to merge our genes with. For many Asian women, we are presented with the opportunity to spawn hapa children, which can go so wrong or so right. And Annie, you did good. Real good. You'd better lock Susie away when she starts crushin on boys. And I am so close to flying to Austin right now and abducting Alex. :)