Tuesday, November 22, 2011

You Like Me, You Really Do



I got cheerfully accused by a reader for turning my blog into a lazy photo dump. I may be verbally anemic these days, but at least it's a pretty photo dump, right right right? :) Well if its words you want, it's words you'll get.

There is a delicate balance between saying too little and saying too much on a public space like a blog. In high school, I made the grave mistake of letting loose some unsavory sentiments, which cost me a seat in the more popular clique (complete tween death sentence). Livejournal = Pandora's Box! :p Never one to submit to social leprosy, I bravely marched forward to explore other forms of digital public expression by initiating a succession of blogs ("You Can Have Your Cake and Eat It Too", "El Sueno de Miffy", "Nihao, Sunshine"), each mercilessly retired/put down due to either waning interest or a healthy dose of paranoia. The decision to discard a blog was often followed by a general resolution to "do better next time". I guess I just wasn't proud of their contents anymore, which often disintegrated into an extreme of emo-ville or boring-land. Unlike physical diaries, however, you can't bury blogs into very bottom of a corrugated box at Manhattan Storage. Blogs carry on like zombies... not breathing, but lurking silently to bite your head off, i.e. when your potential employer cleverly decides to Google your sorry ass. (Um, does the State Department do this? Because that would explain a lot, ha.) For some reason we just can't help being shameless exhibitionists online, like liverspotted geriatrics obliviously airing out saggy private parts at your neighborhood YMCA locker room.  I think a lot of blogging awkwardness stems from self-fascination, a crime that I am guilty of as well. If I like me, then I believe that somehow, somewhere, you MUST find me interesting as well. Yes, I will do the world a favor and spread the gospel. After all, I've always been a charitable person! :)

I was soaking in a piping hot bath (THE best place to ponder) when I came to a realization about my most recent approach to blogging with The Adventures of Cap'n Miffy. With my new full-time job, I could very easily fill my blog with content that is work-related. I could update my blog a few times a week. I'm working in the fashion industry now, which should be rather fascinating to most of my readers. I could post information on the events I was last involved with, pictures of interesting people and beautiful clothes. I could throw out European names that no one could pronounce without sounding douchey, images of outfits that America's 99% could never dream to afford. But I'm not going to. Because that would condemn The Adventures of Cap'n Miffy to a slow and painful death.

And I'm not a douchebag, at least I don't think?

Blogging is a form of personal escape, where I either enter some sort of happy trance in organizing pleasant memories or thoroughly attempt to explain the confusion/pain incurred in Growing Up. It's supposed to be a straightforward communication from me to you, with no hidden agenda, insinuations, or hypocrisy. I write about things that will never hurt anyone's feelings or dispense unnecessary judgment. Likewise, I don't want to accidentally give off the impression that I'm showing off, or that I'm self-absorbed. Plus if I sound like that then it's probably half-way true. It's just too easy to fall into that trap, which is why I write about things that I love the most -- my friends, family, and adventure.

Well then, that leaves me with less content these days since almost of my time is consumed by never-ending workdays... perhaps I will slip in some stuff here and there, but I don't want to make work into a recurring topic here. Some people may be defined by their profession, like "Peter the Finance Guy", "Paul the Lawyer", "Mary the Air Stewardess", but don't ever put me into a box like that, please. Of course, you're free call me "Miffy the Conqueror of the Seven Seas" but that embodies the character that I'd be proud to represent... it's the spirit that I hope The Adventures of Cap'n Miffy continues to advocate for a very a long time. :)

Monday, November 21, 2011

Mama's Back!

Maya Beach - Phi Phi Leh, Thailand
Excellent eye, calico.

Just got back from a mindblowing adventure to Thailand with Chris. Definitely ranked as Top 3 vacations of all time, largely due to the best [travel] companion in the world. Never felt more happy after a trip. :) More details to come. 

Sorry Chunky, you'll have to deal another series of BS photo updates until I feel the urge to be pensive again. ;)

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Halloween Madness (HK Part 2)

[This post was written 2 weeks ago but was never published b/c of my crazy work schedule, which didn't give me any breathing room up to the very moment I rushed my sorry ass to the airport... things are a little slower now so I'll take the next few weeks to catch up. HI MOM!!! :D]

OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS. O_O I really appreciate that you read my blog and find it to be excellent office downtime fodder, but I'm sad to report that can't keep up with your daily trolling anymore with this thing called a Job. :( Sigh, I do miss my former hobo days, but lately I've had barely enough time to sleep, eat, or even bathe (Ew! Maybe I'm still a hobo.). There is a backlog of stuff collecting on my Canon G11. And I'm going to Thailand this Friday. So rest assured my fellow sea ninjas, Cap'n Miffy's got you covered... it's just a matter of time!

All right, onward to Part Two of Jess in Wonderland. :) So before I flew down to HK I bought a set of fairytale costumes on Taobao for me, Jess, and Gloria. I was set on being the villain, so that left Jess and Gloria to sexy pudding-fight amongst themselves between Alice and the Mad Hatter. Party night we met up with Elissa and Jeff at Din Tai Fung super late (鼎泰豐, the famous Taiwanese soup dumpling place), so we had to change into our costumes before dinner... giving the patrons an eyeful as we proudly marched straight through the restaurant to our table, hahaha. Okay, it was kind of embarrassing when sketchy old men ogle you at a respectable dining locale, but that's the spirit of Halloween! A little stocking and heels never hurt anyone. ;) Jeff then proceeded to order practically every single item on the menu, so we stuffed ourselves silly and padded our stomachs with enough food to keep us sober even after literally 7-8 shots. :p Wasn't a cheap date that night, that's all I can say!

Mad Hatter's tea party!
With the lovely pilot couple, but Jeff got shafted into becoming the commercial airline pilot and Elissa was Maverick. Guess who went out to buy the costumes there? Hahaha.

Then we headed over to Lan Kuai Fong, party central of HK for all you noobies. Boy, it did NOT disappoint!!! Seriously, I think I might have to come here every Halloween weekend. Far better than NYC by miles, thanks to the usual silly expat crowd and pleasant weather (suitable for mini skirts, stockings, garters, all the proper slutty costumewear).

See, it's nuts. LOVE IT. Nuts, that is. :p
You didn't even have to go into any of the clubs/bars to enjoy yourself. People watching mecca.

We ended up at Prive because you know, girls like to back that ass up. Woot woot!

The happy couple, thanks for being such freaking awesome hosts!
If a man is willing to be your Goose to your Maverick, that's true love. :)

Hey, those don't look like teacups...
Oh how I love this excuse to snarl and not have it look weird for once.

Tranny granny conga line.

Oh girls, just wanna have fun....!
See you next year, home slices~

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Lamma Mamas (HK Part 1)

I've received several complaints about my blog's lack of new material! 對不起!!! Would you believe it if I were to say that I'm actually too busy to update? I didn't think so. No? I thought not... so here's a bone. :)


Last weekend I made a trip to HK to see my girls (and for Halloween, next post!). I can't believe it's been two years since I last saw my Meksavan, it felt like no time had passed since she last saw me in Taipei (!!!). Gloria very graciously hosted the both of us in her home and we had the most splendid time. There's a couple of things that I can't mention here publicly in this blog, but if you ask me in person I'll most definitely share, haha. :p

We made day-trip to HK's Lamma Island (南丫岛), where we "hiked" on a well-maintained concrete path through a very nice respite from the crowded city center. Most people come to Lamma to dine on a wide array of uber fresh seafood, where you can personally pick which creatures should meets their doom (BAD KARMA, GUYS!!!!). I personally always try to avoid this type of meal, preferring to imagine Lamma as a gastronomically inclined petting zoo. A little delusion never hurt anyone. :p

A typical scene in front of Lamma's many beachside restaurants.
Surprisingly all their sea creatures looked very healthy (and thus edible) in the tanks.

Tofu pudding (豆花).
Gloria said that this place was famous. I'm not usually a fan but it was actually quite good as Jess will attest. :D

"Hiking" in flipflops. Always a winning strategy.

I think these are fisheries? Either that or a floating slum. :p

Night scene from the ferry back to HK Island.
HK has the best nightscape in the world, hands down.

Next post -- HALLOWEENIES.