Monday, August 9, 2010

Micro Midterm Madness

Tomorrow I will take my first real midterm in 4 years.
This old girl's a wee bit rusty!

That indeed is fear pooled in my eyes, or at least a damn good reenactment of it.

Each eraser detritus represents a shard of self-confidence being flayed away.

And sometimes it's not such good furniture placement when you can swivel yourself right into bed. :)

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Sunday LOL Moment

AHAHAHA I rewatched this about 5 times already.

This one's so much better than the lady reporter who destroyed the sandcastle, mainly because this ice sculptor is royally PISSED OFF. Mad props to him for not stabbing the toolbag reporter in the heart. Just how do these news studios calculate appropriate compensation for a broken ice chair anyway? Hee hee hee. :)

Rolly-polly baby panda manages to squeeze out of its confinement cell, but instead of dashing for the door, it rolls over and decides to snack on some bamboo. And THAT is why pandas are an endangered species -- they're like Dodo Bears!

Zug zug. Midterm on Monday...

Friday, August 6, 2010

Haiti = California

This trend of D-list celebrities running for high political positions is alarming.

Wyclef Jean's assumption that his political "neutrality" lends a bipartisan voice for Haiti is an ill-conceived excuse for presidential power. But since he "represents" the youth constituency, which is 50% of the population, his star power probably has a reasonable amount of local pull amongst jobless young men. Haiti's only going to get uglier...

I would advise Haitians to think twice before voting for anyone who speaks in third-person. Sadly, I believe that Wyclef has a good shot at becoming president. Mary Carey for VP!

{addendum} After thinking about this a bit more, I think that Sean Penn's comment on national TV was gratuitous and probably detrimental to whole cause. Whereas it might be true that Wyclef Jean is an absentee Samaritan, it's not like Americans are going to be the ones voting the dude in... if anything I'd hope that the people of Haiti can pick what's best for them (and it really may be Wyclef Jean).

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Affirmative Action for HCHS?

I believe that affirmative action is a double-edged sword, either way someone's going to get hurt. Not pareto efficient at all... there must be a smarter way about approaching this issue.

An excerpt of a recent NYTimes article involving my high school:
Diversity Debate Convulses Elite High School
By SHARON OTTERMAN

With one of its alumnae, Elena Kagan, poised for confirmation as a justice on the United States Supreme Court, it should be a triumphant season for Hunter College High School, a New York City public school for the intellectually gifted.

But instead, the school is in turmoil, with much of the faculty in an uproar over the resignation of a popular principal, the third in five years. In her departure speech to teachers in late June, the principal cited several reasons for her decision, including tensions over a lack of diversity at the school, which had been the subject of a controversial graduation address the day before by one of the school’s few African-American students.

Hours after the principal’s address, a committee of Hunter High teachers that included Ms. Kagan’s brother, Irving, read aloud a notice of no confidence to the president of Hunter College, who ultimately oversees the high school, one of the most prestigious public schools in the nation.

The events fanned a long-standing disagreement between much of the high school faculty and the administration of Hunter College over the use of a single, teacher-written test for admission to the school, which has grades 7 through 12. Faculty committees have recommended broadening the admissions process to include criteria like interviews, observations or portfolios of student work, in part to increase minority enrollment and blunt the impact of the professional test preparation undertaken by many prospective students.

Eliminating the test, which has remained essentially unchanged for decades, is not on the table, said John Rose, the dean for diversity at Hunter College. The test, he said, is an integral part of the success of the school, which has a stellar college admissions profile — about 25 percent of graduates are admitted to Ivy League schools — and outstanding alumni like Ms. Kagan and Ruby Dee.

“Parents, faculty members and alumni feel very strongly that the test is very valuable in terms of preserving the kind of specialness and uniqueness that the school has,” Mr. Rose said.

As has happened at other prestigious city high schools that use only a test for admission, the black and Hispanic population at Hunter has fallen in recent years. In 1995, the entering seventh-grade class was 12 percent black and 6 percent Hispanic, according to state data. This past year, it was 3 percent black and 1 percent Hispanic; the balance was 47 percent Asian and 41 percent white, with the other 8 percent of students identifying themselves as multiracial. The public school system as a whole is 70 percent black and Hispanic.

When Justin Hudson, 18, stood up in his purple robes to address his classmates in the auditorium of Hunter College, those numbers were on his mind. He opened his remarks by praising the school and explaining how appreciative he was to have made it to that moment.

Then he shocked his audience. “More than anything else, I feel guilty,” Mr. Hudson, who is black and Hispanic, told his 183 fellow graduates. “I don’t deserve any of this. And neither do you.”

They had been labeled “gifted,” he told them, based on a test they passed “due to luck and circumstance.” Beneficiaries of advantages, they were disproportionately from middle-class Asian and white neighborhoods known for good schools and the prevalence of tutoring.

“If you truly believe that the demographics of Hunter represent the distribution of intelligence in this city,” he said, “then you must believe that the Upper West Side, Bayside and Flushing are intrinsically more intelligent than the South Bronx, Bedford-Stuyvesant and Washington Heights. And I refuse to accept that.”
It goes on about tensions between Hunter College, the Hunter College High School (HCHS) faculty, and some members of the student population on how to diversify the student body and whether the traditional entrance exam should be reshaped. Thanks to our distinguished alumnae Elena Kagan, newly appointed Supreme Court Justice (who spoke at my high school graduation!!!), this age-old HCHS drama is now brought out into the media spotlight.

I think to address this issue, the first thing that people need to pinpoint is the definition of an excellent education. The whole purpose of HCHS is to provide this service to the children of New York City, and anything that dilutes this should essentially disqualify it from being implemented.

Diversity, especially in America, is a celebrated component in our society. We (correctly) believe that in order to become well-rounded individuals, we must understand each others' cultures and backgrounds. An open mind is key to flexibility and mobility in the present day world, and I think that it'd be a shame for diversity not to be emphasized, especially in a school located in New York City, and especially in a school that aspires to groom future world leaders. Whereas we learn social studies, calculus, and other sorts of forgettable "useful" subjects in high school from our teachers, we learn the most from our fellow students. Through the bubble that is high school, teenagers in their formative years are equipped to identify and deal with a medley of situations, people, and circumstances. This is an invaluable experience, and a critical part of what an "excellent education" entails.

On the same argument, in high school and in any academic environ, usually a student's friends set the educational standard for that particular child. Being competitive by nature, I can't stress enough how much my friends pushed me to be a better, smarter, faster person. Each one of us strove to outdo one another, not only because we needed to differentiate ourselves for the dreaded college application process, but also because we knew that by passing the gauntlet in the very beginning (the Hunter College High School entrance exam), we were all unequivocally... peers. What I mean by "peers" is that every one of my fellow students were also on a similar intellectual level. I don't think it'd be an exaggeration to say that the students I met at Hunter are rather special. That only made me feel like I had to work hard to prove that I belonged to such an unique peer group.

The fact that we all went through the exact same test to get into this Hunter meant that we were all supposed to be on the same playing field. Their achievements became my goals, for if they could reach the stars, then why couldn't I? I remember working so hard just to not fall behind, and now looking back I may have left my own trail of stars as well.

All students accepted into Hunter bring something different and valuable to the table, no two students are alike... even if they've been mainly drawn from the "Upper West Side, Bayside, and Flushing". For Justin Hudson and various faculty members to distill the entire problem into a (mostly, if not entirely) racial one is extremely short-sighted. Yes, it's true that the Asian minority (47%) is actually a majority (white population at 41%) , but stripping away all racial identities, does Hunter not already fulfill its mission to "educate intellectually and academically gifted students"? Thanks to the rigorous Hunter entrance exam, it does. Now we must solve the diversity issue... one that I agree is an urgent matter.

If the HCHS administration wishes to diversify its student body, it cannot do it at the cost of the academic quality of its population. We need to address the ROOT of the problem. Why do more Asians and Whites perform better in the exam than Blacks and Hispanics? Is it because of test-taking habits? Is it because there's a lack of Blacks and Hispanics taking the test in the first place? The administration needs to focus on bringing Blacks and Hispanic students up, and not employ methods that bring Asian and White students down.

It should step up its recruiting efforts in under-represented ethnic groups. Go to schools located in "South Bronx, Bedford-Stuyvesant, Washington Heights" at an early stage, work together with these elementary schools in potentially feeding talented students into their system so that these children have the tools to become true peers for the other "intellectually and academically students" at Hunter. HCHS should encourage non-profits to provide possible tutoring programs in Math, English, and essay writing for these children... or even have the PTA and other interested parent/student groups start these programs themselves. It should give out practice problems, hold information sessions, help these students accustom themselves to the format of their test...

...but the LAST thing that HCHS should do is punish other ethnic groups (Asians, whites, or other "overachiever" groups) for being proactive about the education of their children. Can you really blame them for testing well? For excelling on the state exam? For knowing how to write a basic introduction-body-conclusion essay? If you blame these ethnic groups for working hard, for sending their children to prep schools, then you're also shunning meritocracy. Meritocracy is not only the basis of a public school system (that HCHS belongs to), but the American Dream as well. The test is in black and white, and what each child receives in return is a color-blind number.

Pointing fingers is an inefficient and dramatic way to address the problem. I assure you, if you were to introduce interviews and portfolio work along with the HCHS entrance exam, who's to say that those kids from "UWS, Bayside, and Flushing" wouldn't ace it with flying colors? I predict that soon after bringing in interviews, all 12 year old Asians will be experts in the 2-minute introduction. Well then, what are you going to do once that happens? Are you still going to choose the incoherent, stammering, but ethnically under-represented child over Chinese Cronkite? If yes, then this dishonorable selection is blatant racism cloaked under the name of diversity, and HCHS... you will have lost my alumni donation.

Let's be smart not and make this an endless rehashing of affirmative action. It doesn't have to be a zero sum game between talent and diversity. If we approach this the right way, we can eventually have our cake and eat it too.

If you want to hear a snarkier point of view, visit my friend's take on it @ Spaceships.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Metrolicious

I've been on a lot of underground public transportation systems in my life: The Subway. The Metro. The T. The 捷運。Out of all the ones that I've ridden on in America, Asia, and Europe, I think the DC Metro takes the cake. Here are my reasons why:

You can just FEEL the earth surrounding you...
The D.C. Deeprun Tram...?!!

1) You have to get on a seemingly interminable escalator that takes forever to get to the platform level. It would be a pain if you were late for work, and I'd imagine that it'd be REAL pain if you managed to stumble down all 430248248 steps, but all that emphasizes just how deep the tunnels are... not like NYC where water seepage drips on you whenever it rains outside. I love feeling like an industrious dwarf going down a mine shaft. :) Hi ho, hi ho.

2) There's no silly incongruous "art" mosaics scattered around random train stations. Just solid symmetric concrete blocks that make me feel strangely safe and cozy.

3) The trains aren't sleek and new like Hong Kong's or Taipei's, but they have nice cooshy seats that are sometimes worn but never dirty. Gentle on the butt.

4) No black bubblegum stains, no stagnant water puddles, no trash spilling out of every nook and cranny. Clean. Efficient. America.

5) They tell you how long you have to wait for the train on the platform. Not that it makes the train come any faster, but it does let you know about how minutes late you will be for class, which is good for gauging expectations.

Ready to work. Zug-zug. Dabu!

Literally Literally.

I don't know how many people watch the Rachel Zoe Project, but that woman could literally cause an English major to jump off a building. You will never say "literally" again after watching this video... because you will realize that Rachel Zoe has already exhausted the "literally" quota for the entire universe. And now your brain will literally perform a timed self-destruct.


What is the correct usage of literally, anyway? Well I guess at this point the English language has evolved to include the un-literal form of literally. I personally could care less, since I use "actually" as my emphatic stamp. Actually, actually is actually my actual way of actually stressing an actual statement. It's a irrepressible verbal tic, like Touretts but with filler words. But "actually" is MUCH better than my mother's filler word habit, which is "you know..?" It enrages logician in me because if I knew, then we do not need to be having this conversation right now!!!

But still, in terms of tolerance --
Actually > You know
You know > Literally

Therefore, by law of transitivity --
Miffy > Rachel Zoe. :)

Educate yourself:
literally /l'ɪtərəli/
  • You can use literally to emphasize a statement. Some careful speakers of English think that this use is incorrect. Adverb ADV before v ADV adj ADV with cl/group (not last in cl) emphasis
    • We've got to get the economy under control or it will literally eat us up.
    • The views are literally breath-taking.
  • You use literally to emphasize that what you are saying is true, even though it seems exaggerated or surprising. Adverb ADV before v ADV with cl/group (not last in cl) emphasis
    • Putting on an opera is a tremendous enterprise involving literally hundreds of people.
    • I literally crawled to the car.
  • If a word or expression is translated literally, its most simple or basic meaning is translated.Adverb ADV with v ADV with cl
    • The word `volk' translates literally as `folk'.
    • A stanza is, literally, a room.
  • If you take something literally, you think that a word or expression is being used with its most simple or basic meaning. Phrase V inflects
    • If you tell a person to `step on it' or `throw on your coat,' they may take you literally, with disastrous consequences.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

PANDAmonium

One of the glorious benefits of living in D.C. is that EVERYTHING IS FREE. Okay, a bit of an exaggeration, but I was referring to most of the cultural items, like museums, concerts, galleries, exhibitions, etc. It completely blows my mind, since it seems like admission to everything in New York is at least $10+... like the Guggenheim, Museum of Natural History, the Bronx Zoo, the Brooklyn Aquarium, movie theaters ($13 regular, $18 3-D or IMAX), any club/lounge ($$$)... But it seems like Our Great Nation encourages an intellectual and curious spirit within all its citizens (in its capital city) through these gratis programs. I do very much appreciate.

Anyway, given the fact that I'm situated at Woodley Park for the next few weeks, I thought that I should get to know my neighbors better, Mr. and Mrs. Panda. Haha, yes... I live right next to the zoo. :)

That nebulous blob next to the arrow is a cheetah.
The prerequisite for a successfully curated "natural" habitat is that you must never be able to find the animals. The challenge is half the fun...?

"Please do not tap on the glass"
Boy Delinquent to the right played a mad percussion set on the glass window.
Orangutan is probably thinking: F U, kiddo.

Wow... girl pandas are either sluts of feminists, haha.

FINALLY I SEE YOU, Disinterested Celebrity Panda.
Was it Yuan-yuan, or Tian-tian, or Mei-mei, or Pu-pu? Your background collage almost made me believe that you were peacefully resting in the mountains of Szechuan and not in a glass cage surrounded by screaming children the average age of 3.

Devil wears Panda.
Panda purse or Panda pimp stick?
Decisions, decisions... what do you guys in the back think?

Big shoutout to my fellow HNCer Gene, who went along with my notion that checking out pandas today would help us understand China better. Next task: trying out General Tso's Chicken, Mushu Pork, and Fortune Cookies! Then I'll be ALL set for China. :p

I need to make a list of awesome (free) places to see before I leave D.C. at the end of August. I was feeling a bit lost with my time when I first got here, but now I feel like I'm sitting at a Vegas buffet -- so many things to devour, with only so much space in my stomach.