Mr. Bai

Meet Mr. Bai.

His full name translated into Chinese is 白先生 but his owner calls him 小白。He is aptly named, because he is white. And little. And a gentleman. A little white gentleman.

But I've one-upped this nonsense by renaming him 喵咪 (miao mi, or "kitty"). 

You sir, are a kitty. And I shall call you by your genus everyday. And you shall like it (which he does).

Actually the reason why I call him "kitty" is because during his time in my care I've realized that he doesn't respond to "Bai" AT ALL, but that 喵喵 (miao miao) works very effectively. I say "miao miao" the first thing when I get home, and he snakes his way out of his hiding place, prancing over to greet me with a "miao?!!!" It's very cute. :) So now every night we hold deep philosophical conversations, discuss the Presidential debate, he even gives me fashion styling tips. I am, the Cat Whisperer!

I leave my snow leopard hung out to dry as a warning for all misbehaving felines.
I rule my house with a heavy hand. O_O

Yes, I like you around too. :)
Do I have to give you back to Bad Meanie Kevin???