Halloween Madness (HK Part 2)

[This post was written 2 weeks ago but was never published b/c of my crazy work schedule, which didn't give me any breathing room up to the very moment I rushed my sorry ass to the airport... things are a little slower now so I'll take the next few weeks to catch up. HI MOM!!! :D]

OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS. O_O I really appreciate that you read my blog and find it to be excellent office downtime fodder, but I'm sad to report that can't keep up with your daily trolling anymore with this thing called a Job. :( Sigh, I do miss my former hobo days, but lately I've had barely enough time to sleep, eat, or even bathe (Ew! Maybe I'm still a hobo.). There is a backlog of stuff collecting on my Canon G11. And I'm going to Thailand this Friday. So rest assured my fellow sea ninjas, Cap'n Miffy's got you covered... it's just a matter of time!

All right, onward to Part Two of Jess in Wonderland. :) So before I flew down to HK I bought a set of fairytale costumes on Taobao for me, Jess, and Gloria. I was set on being the villain, so that left Jess and Gloria to sexy pudding-fight amongst themselves between Alice and the Mad Hatter. Party night we met up with Elissa and Jeff at Din Tai Fung super late (鼎泰豐, the famous Taiwanese soup dumpling place), so we had to change into our costumes before dinner... giving the patrons an eyeful as we proudly marched straight through the restaurant to our table, hahaha. Okay, it was kind of embarrassing when sketchy old men ogle you at a respectable dining locale, but that's the spirit of Halloween! A little stocking and heels never hurt anyone. ;) Jeff then proceeded to order practically every single item on the menu, so we stuffed ourselves silly and padded our stomachs with enough food to keep us sober even after literally 7-8 shots. :p Wasn't a cheap date that night, that's all I can say!

Mad Hatter's tea party!

With the lovely pilot couple, but Jeff got shafted into becoming the commercial airline pilot and Elissa was Maverick. Guess who went out to buy the costumes there? Hahaha.

Then we headed over to Lan Kuai Fong, party central of HK for all you noobies. Boy, it did NOT disappoint!!! Seriously, I think I might have to come here every Halloween weekend. Far better than NYC by miles, thanks to the usual silly expat crowd and pleasant weather (suitable for mini skirts, stockings, garters, all the proper slutty costumewear).

See, it's nuts. LOVE IT. Nuts, that is. :p

You didn't even have to go into any of the clubs/bars to enjoy yourself. People watching mecca.

We ended up at Prive because you know, girls like to back that ass up. Woot woot!

The happy couple, thanks for being such freaking awesome hosts!

If a man is willing to be your Goose to your Maverick, that's true love. :)

Hey, those don't look like teacups...

Oh how I love this excuse to snarl and not have it look weird for once.

Tranny granny conga line.

Oh girls, just wanna have fun....!

See you next year, home slices~